Heh... "First 30 customers to sign up get a Dale Earnhardt mousepad, a carton of cigs, and their choice of a beat up Ford or Chevy truck complete with gun rack and chrome naked lady mudflaps!"
LOL! You forgot to mention that the beat up truck you'll receive will be up on blocks rusting on the front lawn...with 5 to 8 other vehicles in the backyard used "for parts".
Hey, watch it buddy. Yall are talking about some of my friends. It aint so bad sattin' out younder in da' frunt yeard on da' couche lookin' dem staars. I kind'a enjuy it masalf, so does mye lil' wiife. An, dat' ole truch stell ruuns evan if it is on blochs.