I will be sponsoring a Professional Losing Traders Seminar at my home in Southwest Las Vegas. The special price for ET members will be negative $59. Anyone who has blown out their account or who has apirations to do so is invited to attend for negative $99. I will be inviting special guests to discuss the following topics: ***How to blow your entire account using an "enveloping" opening-only order program ***How to statistically justify losing everything by pair trading while enrichening a day trading firm ***Automated Losing trading strategies ***Blowing out your account...er, sub-account, with excessive leverage I plan to have a special, "Losing Traders Lounge" where fellow traders can mingle to discuss losing strategies. A CPA/ Tax attorney will give advice about which knee to bend when pleading with IRS CID agents threatening to tow away your double-wide trailer.