Just for the heck of it, I googled my name and I've just found out I won the "Sumsweet Prono Lottery". I gotta run now, and send a Western Union wire transfer for a typical $1,800 processing fee and it won't even be deducted from my winnings. This is great news guys, drinks are on me when the lottey commision sends me my check.
That's a lot better than what I found. Someone with my name got charged with sexual child abuse in alabama.