President Obama's Birthday

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Gabfly1, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Unless you're a master of parody, at this juncture I think the onus is on you to prove that you're not a moron. Good luck with that.
    #11     Aug 4, 2010
  2. <p>This is my gift to President Obama, happy bday.
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    #12     Aug 4, 2010
  3. #13     Aug 4, 2010
  4. Lucrum


    No, but then I'm not looking at it through <s>beer</s> vodka goggles either.
    #14     Aug 4, 2010
  5. Nor am I. It's been years since I've had any alcohol. Oncologist tend to frown on its use.

    #15     Aug 4, 2010

  6. Watch out for Lucrum between 1-4 and 17-21 of each and every month. :)

    Kinda feel sorry for Lucrum; terrible what jet-black-man Bubba did to him :)

    One weekend, Lucrum is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. Lucrum slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    “Well,” says Bubba, “every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!”

    Lucrum was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, “Bubba? Is that you?”
    #16     Aug 5, 2010
  7. haha crazy
    #17     Aug 5, 2010
  8. JamesL


    #18     Aug 5, 2010
  9. Lucrum


    You've made it abundantly clear that you're obsessed with negro penis, you hate whitey (even though you're white) and you have no financial resources ("dead broke"). We get it already.

    Hows your 10 year top call based in part on a 5 min chart coming along? :D
    #19     Aug 5, 2010
  10. Yannis


    You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
    --Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
    --David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman

    ...and here is one more giggle.

    Here's the latest Obama bumper sticker:
    "If Obama is the answer...just how stupid WAS that question?"

    :) :) :)
    #20     Aug 5, 2010