Pregnant by a toothless swamp rat? Bravo Tsing, you really hit it out of the park with this one. Way to shine some light on your hood.
He can't anyway. He's a Canadian. They just want the same restrictions on us as they have. His opinion on our firearms debate means fuck all to anyone.
Over penetration is something smart people think of. But if someone was out gunning me and already in the house (like in the OP) then penetration would be down the list of my concerns.
What I think if funny is Tackleberry Tao's bleating it only happened 20 miles from his house so he is scared and well... scared and clutching his guns in a manly (ahem) way. An AWFUL lot of everything happens within 20 miles of someone in a city, this is actually way out in the middle of nowhere.
Apart from the geography, Tsing Toad is all about guns and swords (ask him about his beloved katana). They make him feel important. And you just know he's either aiming one or swinging the other while watching his favorite actions movies.
Reminded me of this Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies https://www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-man-throws-samurai-sword-at-sheriffs-deputies Tsingtong is the perfect Florida man.
Violent thugs are not the only threat in Florida either. What would you do if one of these came up your toilet?