Post your best Christmas music!

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by LongShot, Dec 9, 2003.

  1. here's one of my favs:

    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    You really are a heel,
    You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
    Your heart's an empty hole,
    Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
    I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You have termites in your smile,
    You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
    Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
    You're the king of sinful sots,
    Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
    With a nauseous super "naus"!,
    You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a nasty wasty skunk,
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
    "Stink, stank, stunk"!




    i always liked this one.



    :)
     
  2. my fav christmas song is O HOLY NIGHT.

    for the record, this doesn't mean i think the lyrics are worth anything......
     
  3. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    I like "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

    Bah humbug.:p