Sorry Lucrum. It goes like this: Political Jokes Bush's White House Tour Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone." Bush pissed in the sax. Lucrum shit in his hat.
Well you have your version and I have mine. And I would gladly shit in his hat given the opportunity.
ITS NOT MY VERSION. ITS ON THE WEB. Bush's White House Tour - Funny Bush Joke - Political Humor politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushtour.htmâ About.com He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! ... Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone." Previous ...
You know why this story is not true.... because Bill and Hillary have not lived in the same house since he left office. They lead totally separate lives and only cross paths at political events when she is running for office. (Yes, yes... I know it was humor).
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For someone claiming to have a sense of humor (or perhaps it's the girl who cuts your hair telling you that?) you seem to not laugh at some funny things.
Yesterday, 11:03 PM Duplicity is a way of life for him. He feigns disgust over supposed republican racism - but admits to yelling the word nigger repeatedly. He denounced Romney as the enemy of the American worker - but only hires illegal Mexicans for his own business. He called gun owners paranoid pussies - then runs out and buys a gun for himself. He claims he's worried about the environment - but drives a gas guzzling over sized pickup truck. He demonstrates the reading comprehension and grammar of a third grade retard - but insists he's smarter than anyone who disagrees with him. He brags he's a ladies man - then admits he's grumpy because he couldn't get laid. He states that fighting is stupid - then admits (or claims) he's done a bunch of fighting. And on and on and on....