Today, the Obesity Society, the leading professional and scientific organization dedicated to the study of obesity, announced details of a recent study after the DNC convention in Denver. Due to the sheer size of hypocritical Democrats (Ted Kennedy aka "Big Lardo" et al) Denver recently lost its distinction as the "Mile High City". It currently is 4,000 ft above sea level. Obesity chairman, Dr Stunata was quoted: "The place was sinking like the Titanic for a few days there".