Poll: Ifyou were forced to make a choice between the 2,which option would you choose?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Max E., May 11, 2012.

Which of the 2 is more emasculating?

  1. Sawing 1 of your own testicles with a rusty hacksaw....

    14 vote(s)
    51.9%
  2. Becoming a male nurse....

    13 vote(s)
    48.1%
  1. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Brain surgeon assigned to the international space station maybe? :D
     
    #121     May 14, 2012
  2. 377OHMS

    377OHMS

    LOL.

    Maybe he'll claim to be Barrack Obama's father... or maybe he can claim to have cured Polio... or maybe he can claim to have invented Penicillin.

    Does anyone think that the National Guard sends 50 year old nurses with filthy dreads to become medical doctors?

    I'm sure the military does finance the education of a few doctors whom must sign a service agreement binding them to serve in the military for quite a large number of years. There is likely an age cutoff for such deals, probably the same as the age requirements for entering pilot training, that is, age no more than 27 and 1/2 years before entering flight training.

    I don't believe it because if he joined the National Guard they would, with his lack of a college degree, make him go through basic military training and he would have had to learn to competently fire a weapon which it is clear he has not done.
     
    #122     May 14, 2012
  3. I can't believe RCG had never jacked off in his life.:(.
     
    #123     May 14, 2012
  4. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I'm not in touch with him now but I had a friend who joined the Army for the sole purpose of becoming a doctor. It took him years just to get accepted and he had to stay in for years afterward. I can't imagine the NG is going to do this for a middle aged man with dread locks. Does the NG even allow dreadlocks?
     
    #124     May 14, 2012
  5. Max E.

    Max E.

    Im sure RCG has jacked off at least a couple dozen doctors in the broom closet..... It comes with the territory of having a job that is usually reserved for women, or flaming homosexuals.... He is -probably so used to it by now that he rolls his sleeves up before he goes to work.....
     
    #125     May 14, 2012
  6. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    RCG did claim to be the third shift "HEAD" nurse. LOL
     
    #126     May 14, 2012
  7. Doctor.."you have to stop masterbating.."

    Patient.. "Why?"

    Doctor.."I'm trying to exam you."
     
    #127     May 14, 2012
  8. Max E.

    Max E.

    :D
     
    #128     May 14, 2012
  9. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    You reckon the hospital issues knee pads or does RCG have to provide his own?
     
    #129     May 14, 2012
  10. :D Look at em fellas:D

    The Three Stooges!
     
    #130     May 14, 2012