https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/heres-every-single-woman-whos-113118913.html Here's What Every Single Woman Who's Been Crowned Miss America Has Looked Like For The Past 100 Years
There's no comparison between the two. At least post a Marilyn Monroe B&W if you must go retro... and not this horse-faced ho of obvious Eastern European decent.
Not 100% sure... but look up carrots for eyesight Freddie... and throw those things in your daily juicer.
At least Melania doesn't sport that Adam's Apple. I bet she bought the best "German razors" before she won in 1958.
I know which one I'd pick to be a line-backer if I was putting together a football team. Does that count?