Ever thought of teaching your pet to help with your trading ? For instance divide your goldfish tank into 2 equal parts, with a connecting door. Label one UP and ( you guessed ) the other Down. Gradually condition your pet to anticipate the feeding area, by only supplying food to the appropriate chamber ! Is it possible to turn your little friend into a million dollar money earner ? Why not try and see ?
This is the most creative trading idea I've read about in a long time. At first, I thought it would be ridculous. However, after thinking a little bit about it... it's actually nothing less than using a 'natural' neural net (the one of the pet) for trading. Could it work? Don't know. Maybe if you have a pet that can sense your mood, which in turn is affected by the market action. So a cat or a dog would be appropriate. I don't think a fish would be the right choice.