People who got rich from doing dumb things

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Pension_Admin, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    sorry pal - cant see any reference to being male here. why are you facinated with lady-boys anyway? i hear the operations are getting quite cheap now, especially in thailand. theres hope for you yet...


    Mum mum mum mah
    Mum mum mum mah
    im a tranny

    I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
    Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
    Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start cos i like black men
    And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got-a-giant-big cock

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    im a man yes i am
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
    A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
    [Poker Face Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got a great big cock

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    im a tranny

    I won't tell you that I love you
    Kiss or hug you
    Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
    I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
    Just like a chick in the casino
    Take your bank before I pay you out
    I promise this, promise this
    Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    im a tranny

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my,
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)
    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    No he can't read my poker face
    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah):D
     
    #61     Jan 20, 2010
  2. "Pickup lines?"
     
    #62     Jan 20, 2010
  3. yes. one of my favs "Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?" :D
     
    #63     Jan 20, 2010
  4. lol Nice!

    My favourite is: "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?"
    Unfortunately, I never get to finish the pick up line. They usually expect the worst and run off screaming.
     
    #64     Jan 20, 2010
  5. another i use with success, Walk up say "Hey sweetness do you have any raisins? Perplexed but curious she says "No" You say "How about a date?" gets you a little laugh your on your way :D
     
    #65     Jan 20, 2010
  6. LOL That's a very good one!
     
    #66     Jan 20, 2010
  7. "So, do you live around here often?"

    "Can I buy you a mink?"

    "So, uh, you like, uh, eating food and stuff?"


    "Can I get you another drink? I forgot to put the roofies in the last one."


    "Hey, I love what your wearing!
    Yeah, I think most women woud'nt be brave enough to just , you know, go with an outfit like that."


    "Hey, I like your perfume. A little overpowering though, don't you think?"
     
    #67     Jan 20, 2010
  8. I now know 500x more about lady gaga then i did yesterday and I was a lot better off yesterday.
     
    #68     Jan 20, 2010
  9. My Line:

    "Aren't you what's her name from you know where?"

    Usual non verbal response: The girl will look at you like she is trying to memorize your face.

    :eek::D
     
    #69     Jan 20, 2010
  10. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
    checking out
    my package.


    You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
    only one talking to you.


    I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
    Bed thrasher, have you seen one?


    Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
    outta me.
     
    #70     Jan 21, 2010