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lol Nice! My favourite is: "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" Unfortunately, I never get to finish the pick up line. They usually expect the worst and run off screaming.
another i use with success, Walk up say "Hey sweetness do you have any raisins? Perplexed but curious she says "No" You say "How about a date?" gets you a little laugh your on your way
"So, do you live around here often?" "Can I buy you a mink?" "So, uh, you like, uh, eating food and stuff?" "Can I get you another drink? I forgot to put the roofies in the last one." "Hey, I love what your wearing! Yeah, I think most women woud'nt be brave enough to just , you know, go with an outfit like that." "Hey, I like your perfume. A little overpowering though, don't you think?"
My Line: "Aren't you what's her name from you know where?" Usual non verbal response: The girl will look at you like she is trying to memorize your face. :eek:
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.