People resorting to eating their pets.

See, that's the last thing that comes to mind when I think of "cat food."

 

As it is, I'm not even sure I consider poodles to be dogs, so I understand your animus. But we both need to remember that the poor souls are more fashion victims than perpetrators, suffering unmentionable indignities at the hands of their masters. It is the owners who are going straight to hell for those ribbons and poofy haircuts.

 

my neighbor dyed their poodle pink.

the ultimate indignity.

 

I've seen a pooch around town wearing heals! No joke.

klunk klunk

 

I think it's rather catty of you to refer to other women that way.

 

Was that really you?!?!

 

I'll let the twins respond:

 

Worms, fly larvae and other insects after we die. That's why our ancestors started to bury or burn us after death. It was gruesome to watch the dead get eaten by bugs, worms and animals.

It's a dog eat dog world.

 

I'll bet you're a real hit at parties.

 

How did you guess?