"Something to drink, Mr. Mahram?" "Sure, Ill have an under age sex on the beach please, if you could." "Certainly sir... more nuts?" "No thanks, although I may need them after my extended stay."
The latest agenda from the wannabe political party: "Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. The party's programme also includes ideas for other areas of public policy including legalising all soft and hard drugs, allowing all to go naked in public and free train travel for all." Nice.