Barney has some opportunities. He can become a Scout leader, a Catholic priest, or do what he knows best, pimpin' teenage boys.
I'm pretty sure he is going into the dairy business. I heard he had purchased a two teet milking machine for starters. <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/20/article-0-0F3AB2AF00000578-362_468x286.jpg">