Parking Ticket...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Scataphagos, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
    We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket...
    We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
    So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, we didn't care... We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
  2. TGregg


    What a day I had last Friday. First I stop at the bank, then come out to find a stack of tickets on my car. Then I get home and discover some @$$&^@% put an Obama bumper sticker on my car!

    Geez. You can't win.
  3. Gnome it's so refreshing to hear how productive your days are being spent in "retirement" . . . And of all places to spend so much time, ET. :D

    So much for your "final" post back on April 16th of this year...
  4. LOL.. Good one! :D
  5. Lucrum


    Now what did I do with that link to the post where YOU claimed you were staying out of THIS forum for the remainder of the year?
  6. Actually, THIS was gnome's final post...

    "... Hey Landis82, YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT!

    I agreed to stop referring to you as the "Nastiest, ill-tempered, head-up-your-ass, SOB, ASSHOLE I ever encountered on the internet", and you agreed to leave my name out of your posts.

    So, what's the deal? You can't live without name calling and personal attacks? You can't hold to your end of an agreement?

    No need to respond... I'll be putting you back on ignore. Just wanted to take this opportunity to reinforce your jerk-off-edness in case any ETer had any doubt...."