You have to admit your O-meter idea was stolen from Scientology. Guess your idea wasn't so original after all. Too bad. You should join Scientology and get rid of your bad engrams...
Then you have to admit you are a total idiot then. Perhaps a russian idiot? A ruskee? A Red? A commie? A loser?
If this ridiculous fantasy post came true, it would mean you, at best would be a one celled organism. In any event, at the present, since you are obviously using a keyboard, you're about one step above a house plant.