Hah, I can beat that... When I was 3 yrs old I could discuss quantum mechanics with Stephen Hawking, who was my personal tutor. When I was 8 I was a personal advisor to President Clinton and his NSA cryptography team. When I was 11 I was a senior trading manager at the Blackstone Group and vice-consultant to Mr. Carlucci at the Caryle Group. When I was 15 I personally forced Julian H. Robertson Jr., of Tiger Management, to close his hedge fund because I was killing him on his trades. Now that I am 18 I am retired in St. Lucia Islands (www.stlucia.org) where I am personally served by over 50 nubile blonde babes at my 270 room mansion. Beat that!!