It's the same unfortunate problem we have with alcohol, automobiles, kitchen knives, ball bats, rope, candle stick holders, poisons, prescription drugs, tall buildings, wild animals, commercial airlines flown by Muslims, explosives, plastic bags, ice picks, razor blades...
Perhaps you should consult your dictionary. Choosing the sexual interpretation and then adding your anatomical references is entirely your own doing. On the plus side, perhaps you'll meet someone new. Lucrum seems amenable and giggly: