Toyota engines are very reliable and good overall, you meant to say "a cheap Chevy engine inside". Even Lotus (the sports car maker) uses Toyota engines. Symbian is definitely the Chevy rather than the Toyota.
Why don't we all take a trip to Wall Street and just see how many traders have an Iphone and how many have one of those $600.00 dinosaur's you have? And yes, I said $600.00 look at the SOLD items on Ebay. Wall Street ,That is where your successful traders are right?
My cousin has a Ferrari that I am sure he could rent you for a day if you would like to stand next to it and take some pics for your Christmas cards this year.
OT: I test drove a 2001 mr2 this weekend. That Toyota engine in a car that small can really get going. I was thinking elise but heard reliability is a problem. After i saw that two people and a gallon milk is a tight fit, i had to pass on the whole idea. On topic: I had a friend who was pretty senior at Nokia. Even he said Symbian is crap.
The basement trolls don't realize "Wall Street" is now server farms in North Jersey. Who's left on Wall St nowadays? I guess DeutscheBank at #60, maybe one or two other firms.
Sadly, I'm not a man of means like you. I'd have to climb many rungs up the ladder just to touch your toes.
That model phone sells for more than $600 if its not working and damaged. You are completely FOS. Keep trying.