Don't leave someone like me with such an opening like that again or I will use it on friend or foe. But, 'no.'
as a married person who does frequently go to Catholic mass has four kids and never tried to practice the rhythm method, I have to say nutmeg... that was exceptionally funny.. probably worth the punishment.
A horse walks into a bar. "Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the Pope now." Stay tuned......
The chances are high of the first black Pope being elected. We'll know as soon as the smoke comes out. If it's white smoke and smells of ganja, he's black.
Let's hope it's not Jesse Jackass or Al Sharptong. Of course, that might result in some pretty impressive lightening strikes at the Vatican.