It seems that this story is pretty much all over the news, truly epic stuff. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290840,00.html
cat is obviously some kind of vile creature that takes people's souls why if that cat curled up by me I would give it a stare and say "go away son of satan"
Rumor: Bear Sterns buys Oscar to roam trading floor. Bear Sterns makes market in Oscar: which fund has four hours left? Oscar the chimp (replaced by Oscar the cat) files suit after job loss "I was removed by security and not allowed to go to my office and retrieve my dart board". Stay tuned...