Osama Bin Laden spotting's

I swear I saw him at a 7-11 today.

 

funny he was driving my cab. maybe he stopped in for a pack of smokes.

 

I had some kebabs for lunch and I'm pretty sure he was sitting at the next table.

 

Heard that he's sitting courtside at the Lakers game tonight.

 

He was waiting tables at Denny's last night until some girl got up and bitch slapped him for staring at her titties.

 

I saw him at Kinko's, probably because someone ripped off his computer.

 

I read a story that said he was spotted in the Castro district of San Francisco. OBL gay? Never would have guessed.