I have not lost sight of this thread, mouse. Everything in Australia will kill you. Distracting me with Santa and his scantily-clad elves will not save you.
https://gofund.me/67ae9cbd I donated to someone that got car jacked as something that was a satisfying thing to do. But go back to downloading free music for yourself.
Would would I spend all that money to fly down under to be around all the fauna that will kill you, when I can save the airfare and drive to Florida and experience the same thing? Hell, even some of the plants there try to kill you. Ever brush up against a saw palmetto? Hah!