Old Golfer

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by SDStockGuy, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    COLD BEER: $2.00
    HAMBURGER: $2.25
    HAND JOB: $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

    She glides down behind the bar to the ole’ golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “May I help you?”

    The old golfer leans over the bar, “I was wondering, young lady,” he whispers, “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

    She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, yes, I sure am!”

    The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”