OBE - Out of Body Experience

Discussion in 'Politics' started by DT-waw, Mar 23, 2003.

  1. nkhoi

    nkhoi



    NO, in OBE. you just hear/see/feel more with your new super sense. In this instance, You experienced it because you are Transformer
     
    #21     Mar 26, 2003
  2. Does staying at a Holiday Inn qualify as an out of body experience?
     
    #22     Mar 26, 2003
  3. That would be "out of money" -- as in your cheap ass can't afford to stay at the Four Seasons?
     
    #23     Mar 27, 2003
  4. Trane

    Trane

    Well Optional there is a fairly recent discovery that has been baffling quantum physicists for the last few decades -- it is that of 'Non-locality' where you can have two objects separated by region A and region B (the actual space does not matter, because it seems that this micro-phenomena shatters the space-time constructs) and the alteration of one object will somehow effect the other in the separate region, all this without any known or conceivable energy transmission by either object...

    So unless you were sitting on a hill in Bogatah while you somehow surfed porn in a Holiday INN located in Skokie, Illinois -- then I don't think this would constitute an OBE or or even the first known human phenom of 'non-locality'...

    I think the best explanation would be that of Aphexcoils and your broke ass simply needs to work harder at your chosen trade. Like my man GG once said -- This is your wake up call pal; now get to work!

    Do not fret though Op, I do know of a Shaman that resides in a jungle in Peru that can teach you the secrets of transforming into a one legged monkey! I must warn you though that this knowledge must be paid for, I personally cannot let my feet come within 2 inches of the earths floor or I will drop dead instantly :( I have been forced to stroll around in a wheelchair or a pair of 6-foot stilts ever since meeting the Shaman. Whats worse is that the whole point of transforming into the damn monkey was to see if I could stomp 17 seeds out of a dill pickle before the Shamans Ice cream melted, the bastard gave me the oki doke :(
    Sucks too because had I succeeded with my dill pickle stomping he was going to show me how to transform into Rebecca Stamos -- ahhhhhh the possibilities!
     
    #24     Mar 27, 2003
  5. Alexander Bell's theorem has been validated. This place is all non-local. That being the case, there cannot be an out of body experience because there is no out of anything, since everything is all connected. Would that make sense? How can you be out of something if you are a part of it in some way?
     
    #25     Mar 27, 2003
  6. Trane

    Trane

    You are right Aphie... As I was stomping on the pickle, I distinctly remember thinking to myself that those dry and chewy green balls gave me the absolute worst cotton mouth ever known to man...
     
    #26     Mar 27, 2003
  7. nkhoi

    nkhoi

    actualy there is a thin white cord that bind you more of a symbolic than physical, if you are gonner then there is no cord.
     
    #27     Mar 27, 2003