http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/jay-z-sings-99-problems-mitt-ain-t-230320623--election.html Jay-Z sings â99 Problems But a Mitt Ainât Oneâ at Obama rally If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain't one I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those? If you grew up with holes in your zapatos You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough I'm like critics you can kiss my whole ass If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits well I don't give a SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads I don't know what you take me as or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain't one Hit me! Ya! 99 Problems but a Mitt ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain't one Hit me The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case So I pull over to the side of the road And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hoodie's real low Do I look like a mind reader no, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? "Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of --- all my papers legit "Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" "Or somebody important or something?" Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shhh "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain't one Hit me