Obama to British PM: Have some DVDs (while I eat Wagyu Beef)

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by hapaboy, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. So let me get this straight: The British Prime Minister presents Obama with a carved penholder from an anti-slave ship, the commissioning paper from a rescued vessel and the first edition biography of Winston Churchill in the spirit of the strong friendship between our two nations and to represent the freedom, commitment and the leadership that has paved the way for the liberty of millions of world citizens over two world wars and other conflicts.

    In turn, Obama gives the British PM 25 movie DVDs.

    So it's OK to insult our strongest ally with a gift any schmo could have picked up at Blockbuster or Amazon.com, yet Obama hosts opulent dinners where the star of the show is $100 per serving Wagyu beef.

    Who's advising Obama on foreign policy? Noam Chomsky?
     
  2. I heard from rush limbaugh that obama returned the bust of winston churchill that brits gave US after 9/11.

    winston churchill represents the modern version of british pride and character just as nelson and duke of wellington represent british pride of times past.

    The gift situation is really a faux pas. The brits (along with canadians and australians as well) represent people most closely bound to US in terms of shared heritage and values. UK is US biggest ally.
     
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    You might have missed this post in the Jokes thread:

    From http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

    Dear Barry:

    I've had a bit of a bad luck patch over the last month (losing my job, watching my 401k completely disintegrate, etc., etc.) and ended up relocating from a high rise in Lincoln Park to a new neighborhood along the Fullerton underpass on the Kennedy Expressway. I was a bit worried about the move at first, but my new neighbors have been great. In fact on move-in day they greeted me with a grocery cart "welcome wagon" containing some lovely and practical gifts like cans of Sterno, cardboard, fortified wine, and a hypo-allergenic harmonica. I would like to show my appreciation with thoughtful "thank you" gifts. Can you recommend something nice that won't break my budget ($3.00 total for 6 gifts)? Please help!


    Barbara in Chicago


    Dear Barbara:

    With my busy schedule of entertaining foreign dignitaries and celebrities at the White House, I know how important a well chosen gift can be. Two weeks ago, for example, we received a visit from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The Prime Minister brought a few housewarming gag gifts including a pen set made from a boat, a framed paper thing from another boat, and some old books by Churchill (not Ward, but that English guy). Obviously we wanted to return the nice gesture so I sent my interns out on a scavenger hunt for an appropriate present. They couldn't find anything in the West Wing, but luckily Costco was open and was running a 25-for-the-price-of-10 clearance sale in the DVD department. You should have seen Mr. Brown light up when he opened that sack of classic titles like "Wizard of Oz" and "Baby Geniuses 2." I like to think those DVDs helped cement our Anglo-American "special relationship" even if, as he mentioned to me, they probably wouldn't work in his European player. Thinking quickly, I told the PM I would send him an American DVD player as soon as I earned enough cash-back points on my Costco card. Crisis averted, but that episode taught me a valuable lesson: always keep a stock of gifts handy in case some foreign poobah or supreme religious figure or failing industry leader pops by for coffee. As a result, I make sure the Oval Office closet is filled with pre-wrapped Sham-Wows and Snuggle blankets and trillion dollar bailout packages for whatever gift emergency might arise.

    Sometimes, though, the occasion calls for a gift with the warm "personal touch" that reflects the personality and tastes of the recipient. For example, my wife Michelle is very involved with fashion, fitness, and beauty, so for our 10th anniversary I gave her a Norelco heavy duty personal ear and nose hair groomer. Sure, it was expensive, but that glare of delight in her eyes was more than enough payback for the $89.95 price plus $20 for shipping and monogramming. When I sent Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to meet with a Russian delegation last week, she brought along a cute novelty "panic button" from Spencer Gifts that my staff relabeled with the Russian word for "Reset" as a humorous token of America's new gentler approach to diplomacy. Even though they pointed out the word actually translates as "Vaporize," the Russians still had a good laugh because I think they understood where we were coming from. It was such a hit that later this year when we meet with the Iranians we are planning to bring along a Big Mouth Billy Bass that sings "Don't Worry Be Happy" in Farsi. If there's anything I've learned about international relations, it is to bring a fun gift and leave the attitude and preconditions behind.

    But let's get back to your situation. At $0.50 per gift I'm afraid there aren't a lot of good shopping options. You might think about buying your neighbors a couple shares of GM, Citicorp or the New York Times Company, but even if you could afford the transaction fees the shares would probably continue to deteriorate out there in the elements. The Dollar General nearby on Belmont stocks a big selection of weather-proof plastic utensils and sponges, but at $1 each you will probably have to pare back your gift list. My advice is to focus your generosity on those underpass neighbors who control the biggest voting blocs. Happy gifting!
     
  4. ^^LOL!

    Let's not forget, too, that it was the most expensive inauguration in history.

    Us average folk gotta tighten our belts, yessiree, but not our "leader" (s)...
     
  5. Before you start trashing Obama, remind yourself that Reagan's white house was also fond of "elaborate activities" during a severe recession.

    It is grossly inappropriate to engage in all kinds of annoying celebrations and festivities when the US and World Economy are in danger of oblivion. Simplicity here is key.