Why won't Obama laugh at himself? Because it would be racist. What does Obama and Osama have in common? They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American. What is Obama's favorite lunch meat? Mao Tse Tongue. Why is Obamacare like an apple a day? It keeps your doctor away. If the Obama administration was a football division, what would the teams be called? The Stealers, the Bills, the Chargers, and the Lyings.