Obama Jokes.... seem not so funny any more

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Scataphagos, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.





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    America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.


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    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


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    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.


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    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.


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    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
    started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America!


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    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
     
  2. Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
    A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.