Obama Birth Certificate Issue Goes to Hawaii Supreme Court

Discussion in 'Politics' started by sg20, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. mxjones

    mxjones

    Yes - extreme panic. Having only a double digit lead in the polls will do that.
     
    #21     Oct 25, 2008
  2. Gord

    Gord

    Something else I read is that there is a possibilty that at the state level the electoral votes could be withheld from Obama if he refuses to prove his conformation with the constitution in regard to being a natural born citizen.
     
    #22     Oct 25, 2008
  3. The judge went on to say Berg's arguments “ventured into the unreasonable.”

    Clearly the judge was being nice.

    Yes, mentally ill people file frivolous (the judge's words) cases all the time.

    What does a "vault" birth certificate show that a government issued birth certificate with a seal doesn't show? And where is the vault? It must be a big "vault" to store millions of paper copies of birth certificates.

    You should be a 9/11 truther -- you're on the same level of crazy.
     
    #23     Oct 25, 2008
  4. Gord

    Gord

    Man, you are a dimwit. How exactly do you think they save the original certificates of live birth if not on paper? Do you think they chisel them in stone? Maybe you think computers have been around for ever. Or maybe they beam them up to the mothership... [​IMG]
     
    #24     Oct 25, 2008
  5. Hmmm... if only they could invent some type of device that could "scan" paper... but what would they call it? The "magic paper reader?" "Paper input box?" The "Photo digital converter?" What would someone call something that scans paper... what? WHAT???

    Whoa! Here's another idea -- maybe somebody could invent a piece of "soft" "ware" that could contain information without having the actual image from the paper scanning "magic paper input box digital converter" thingy? It could be a base with data -- let's call it a basedata!

    Can you come up with a name?

    Your ideas are good too, though, that they have a giant, massive, vault that contains millions upon millions of birth certificates and no other way of printing out the information in a perfectly legal, valid, verifiable way guaranteed by the government. I bet it has a giant key that they use to open the door, and I bet the giant key has the label "fucking nutcase" inscribed on the outside of it.
     
    #25     Oct 25, 2008
  6. Gord

    Gord

    Some people are born naturally stupid. Some people really work at being stupid. You are obviously of the rare breed where both apply... [​IMG]

    The issued version is not scanned. It is not even photo copied. It is an abreviated version of the original and contains only a fraction of the original's information. That is why the issued versions that are banterred around the internet are not relevant. The only one that matters is the original vault certificate of live birth.
     
    #26     Oct 25, 2008
  7. mxjones

    mxjones

    Yes. Absolutely. That will happen.

    You are SO smart.

    And to think, he almost won. If not for the anonymous Internet posters of justice.

    Damn you. Damn you all.
     
    #27     Oct 25, 2008
  8. I'd like to check the "race" on yours Gord. wonders if it says "Redneck."

    bigdave, seriously, stop feeding the troll, you're the only one replying to the guy. Just ignore him.
     
    #28     Oct 25, 2008
  9. Sure -- for example, the fake, government issued-with-seal birth certificate that Obama has "location of birth" but on the one that you want, in the giant vault, it has both "location of birth" and "real location of birth."

    But there's another birth certificate that is even more secret, that even you don't know about. The third birth certificate.

    It has "location of birth" BUT ALSO "real location of birth" BUT THEN IT ALSO HAS THE "real, REAL location of birth!"

    That's why the real one on the Internet doesn't count, because it doesn't have the line that says the real location, not just the fake location of birth.
     
    #29     Oct 25, 2008
  10. :) Obama would have gotten away with it if only if it hadn't been for those darned kids!
     
    #30     Oct 25, 2008