NYSE closing for James Browns' funeral!!!!

Can you imagine! Party time!!! Get your angel dust and guns and salute two dead legends.........

 

That cracked me up

 

I just heard they mixed up the bodies, and Ford will lie in State at the Apollo.

 

James brown, looking at his stock portfolio;

"Get On up, get on -up, whoah, get- on -up, Watch me, yio-aaaah!, get on -up....."

 

Whatch me short now.... he he he he short now........ I'm gonna short the market, he he he he just like bluestreack..... he he he he he.... close it down for my funeral now...... YEAAAAAAAA so he don't get beat, just like my wife did..... wooooooow.....

 

Thank you to the tree eter's with a sense of humor for making my night.

 

best one I saw on the ET Joke thread...



" uhhh! I fe-e-e-e-e-l bad!"

 

Actually, the best was a while ago if you remember Ella Fitzgerald did the scat singing ( no, not that kind of scat) and the commercial was Memorex recording tape. the line was "Is it real, or is it Memorex.?"

So wag posted somewhere, "no we know. It's Memorex".