NYC girl's cragslist ad and response

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by hedgefunds, Oct 3, 2007.

  1. That Craigslist Ad (The One Posted By The Enterprising Young Woman)
    Most of you have seen this (and forwarded to us) already but, for the record, this was the question:

    What am I doing wrong?
    Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

    Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

    Here are my questions specifically:

    - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

    -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my

    -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

    - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

    - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

    - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

    Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

    <b>And this is the answer:</b>

    I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
    Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

    So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

    So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

    Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

    By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

    With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."

    I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
  2. sps_45


    Hilarious..... Funny how a good percentage of NYC woman do in fact think this way.
  3. Cesko


    Despite the fact that the guy "plays" exactly her own game, I don't think she liked the response. It's not "have a cake and eat it too" situation lots of Western women like.
  4. sim03


    The guy's last sentence is hilarious.
  5. lxor


    Dear Madam

    Forgive me for being blunt, however half the world is pussy. Yet you expect someone to pay 500,000 per year for yours.
    Considering how few people make 500,000 or more, are you being realistic? Is it worth paying that much for your "spectacular beauty"?

    You also mention you are articulate and classy. I will give you articulate, however your whole post contradicts classy.

    Cultured and sophisticated usually translates into pretentious, but I wish you the best of luck in finding someone who appreciates those qualities, because I really hate those pricks.

    You think you are clever, but most likely you yourself will get used.
  6. Turok


    >You also mention you are articulate and classy. I
    >will give you articulate, however your whole post
    >contradicts classy.

    I won't even give her articulate. That posting was not at all well written -- sloppily worded questions and annoying information repeats. (did I mention I'm 25?)

  7. Paliz


    1)You are 25, and not far from 30.
    2)If you really pretty, then you wouldnt be on a forum looking for men.
    3)A guy who makes 500k would not be on a forum looking for tips on trading.
    4)If you were smart, then you would of known this already.
  8. man talk about Shah Mat (chess)
  9. atonix


    Haha, classic. Post if she replies :)