We tapped into Hell and a hard hitting solution is needed. Detonate a small tactical nuke down the pipe. Two outcome scenarios; 1) Well permanently is welded shut. 2) Nuke blast ruptures 200 million bbl oil resevoir like Humpty Dumpty. Better to have it all out at once instead of a slow steady drip. Underwater fallout should radiate contaminated seafood safe and cause huge mutations to Gulf life of all types. The next Mardi Gras parade will be the first that features real giant heads instead ot paper mache giant heads. This is a solid plan, lets do it... Dr. Rennick Strangelove out
I think we should stuff Republican after Republican who supports "drill baby drill" into the well until its plugged. We should start with Sarah Palin
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And what do you propose we do with Obama? or does he just get a free pass from dems again? Obama Proposes Opening Vast Offshore Areas to Drilling President Obama today proposed allowing oil and gas drilling for the first time in large swaths of water off the East Coast, in the eastern Gulf of Mexico and potentially off Alaska..... http://www.nytimes.com/gwire/2010/0...ses-opening-vast-offshore-areas-to-74696.html
BACKUP PLAN: Stuff a fat kid down the pipe. Hey, it worked in Willy Wonka. Augustus Rennick Gloop out