We are probably close to 1000 students shot and killed because there are no guns for protection within schools.
spike you are a fucking idiot. fc quoted what he thought was an extreme position he expected people to criticize. I said i wouldn't change my mind on the 2nd amendment at 40 times the imaginary extreme rate of the fake story. So how was I trolled?
Right, he plagiarized the onion story. I guess when you bugger your own brother, all standards of decency go out the window eh?
Of course FCX options, spike trader and Ricter are the only ones who got it. Too funny. I'm not sure which of the rest of you was more stupid. And yes PT you got trolled. You actually think I don't know an article from the onion is satire, or just by how it was written that it was fake? New levels of stupidity for you. Congrats.
RICHMOND, VAâAs the Obama Administration signaled its determination to pass through extensive gun control reforms, a local AR-15 assault rifle told reporters Wednesday that it is beginning to fear it might never actually get the chance to kill an innocent human being in the course of its lifetime. The Colt-manufactured assault rifle confirmed that, given the administrationâs intention to advance gun control measures designed to curb the nationâs ready access to deadly firearms such as itself, it is becoming increasingly unlikely that the weapon will ever have the opportunity to act on its long-held desire to brutally execute even a single innocent person. âEver since I came off the assembly line, I've dreamed of being used to annihilate dozens of frantic people in a deadly rampage; itâs what I was made to do,â the semiautomatic rifle said from its display stand at Richmond-area gun retailer Peteâs Munitions. âBut if the government clamps down on sales of guns like me, then I can pretty much kiss that dream goodbye. And, I have to say, the idea of that happening is massively disappointing for me.â âJust the idea that I might actually never get the chance to let loose a torrent of bullets on a roomful of bystanders is inconceivable to me,â the rifle added. âItâs awful. I mean, what else am I supposed to do with my life?â The AR-15 further lamented that gun control advocatesâ plan to impose strict background checks on gun sales and restrict firearms access to mentally ill individuals would likely prevent the 5.56 mm, magazine-fed assault rifle from falling into the hands of the type of unhinged individual who would be likely to put the rifle to â[its] intended useâ of butchering helpless civilians. âBelieve me, if these new laws go into effect, thereâs almost zero chance someone like that ever gets their hands on me,â the visibly emotional military-grade armament told reporters. âAt best, Iâll probably end up in some responsible gun ownerâs basement, spending the rest of my life plugging paper targets at a shooting range until I rust. Not exactly what youâd call a bright future for a precision-engineered killing machine like me.â âImagine if your lifeâs dream was suddenly just taken away from you, just like that,â the gun added. âHow would you feel?â Though a series of legally obtained firearms have left a staggering body count in recent shootings at Newtown, Aurora, and many other massacre sites, the lightweight assault rifle claimed that its own ambitions are relatively modest. âHonestly, I donât even need to mow down an entire schoolyard of shrieking children, nothing like that,â the gun explained. âI mean, that would be fantastic, obviously, but at this point Iâll take what I can get. I would be thrilled to take out even one terrified mall shopper. Thatâs it. Just one. Or two, if possible. Is that really so much to ask?â At press time, the AR-15 was praying that the man in the camo pants currently inspecting him from the other end of the store counter had a history of mental illness.
You tried to pass off an onion story as factual, nice try. Nobody was goaded into criticizing the false attributions. I still stand by my first post, too bad you & spike are too stupid to understand why.