Not getting any orders filled?? Markets halted?

Did something big happen today? It looks like the markets are halted, nothing going on in europe or asia it seems.

 

Do you have to do this EVERY holiday? It's getting rather stale.

 

circuit brakers kicked in due to the iranian declaration of war.. don't u read the news?

 

u are a disgrace.
http://finance.yahoo.com/intlindices?e=asia

 

ALL datafeeds at ALL brokers are FLATLINING!!!

What are the chances of THAT happening ALL at the SAME time!!!

WOW!!!

The only ticks and prices I see are from my MF Global account; so I'm relying on them 100%...

 

No problems here. Just making my own markets today for a change of pace. Where there's a will, there's a way.

If there are any questions, this may help:
http://www.isthemarketopen.com/

 

I'm not getting any data either, so I'm just guessing and I'm doing great! Better than normal!

 

You are the best. Please continue this tradition.

 

You serious? This is the oldest and most stale running joke on ET.

 

exactly..SSDD..OP! can you come up with something new? or it's all you got for every long weekend? i guess i have no sense of humor