Noobs Are Definitely Getting Smarter

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

My apologies, Leth(?)n. I will go read some of your posts to see if further insults are warranted.

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

Banjo, the one cultural crossover exception being Mary Shelley's creation of the good doctor's monster. But that never happens now.

danzman · Mar 19, 2010

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It's well known among the cognoscenti that we will spend our entire lives chasing money and pussy. If you don't know this then you are simply a pawn in the great game to be used by the cognoscenti to further their own ends.
Let's give this statement a cursory examination. With the exception of the random pimp and various renditions of pimpeteering no man acquires pussy in order to acquire money. Men acquire money in order to acquire ever superior gradients of pussy. Many times as money is acquired the lesser grades of pussy are discarded for the more amply rated scorers in the game. This is impossible to overcome and always will be beyond the control of mere mortals as it's nature, the larger reality we are a small part of, at work. It satisfies two objectives. The fear of the point of perception we are , we thrust our spawn into the future so we don't have to accept our own end of days with absolute finality and of course, the survival of the species , which insures a three dimensional , experience rich enviroment for the spirit to come play and learn in.
There you have it , now you know everything. There won't be a test, you are living it and get to grade yourself. You'll feel it when it's time for the final exam.
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I agree 100% Tiger. If it wasn't for pussy, I would be happy shopping at Walmart, and even happier with the purchase of a low end Toyota*

* With extra breaking power.

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

Lest the noobs among you be tempted to cry "Fake! Fraud! You post during trading hours!" You are right on the first two counts. But I made my money this morning. My frail old heart can't take these looooooong afternoon consolidations any more. And Unhappy Hour starts early on Fridays hereabouts.

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

Ah, yes, Danzman, we all seek PPP (Pussy Purchasing Power). Even if we are too old to spend it.

Gabfly1 · Mar 19, 2010

Quote from Banjo:

It's well known among the cognoscenti that we will spend our entire lives chasing money and pussy. If you don't know this then you are simply a pawn in the great game to be used by the cognoscenti to further their own ends.
Let's give this statement a cursory examination. With the exception of the random pimp and various renditions of pimpeteering no man acquires pussy in order to acquire money. Men acquire money in order to acquire ever superior gradients of pussy. Many times as money is acquired the lesser grades of pussy are discarded for the more amply rated scorers in the game. This is impossible to overcome and always will be beyond the control of mere mortals as it's nature, the larger reality we are a small part of, at work. It satisfies two objectives. The fear of the point of perception we are , we thrust our spawn into the future so we don't have to accept our own end of days with absolute finality and of course, the survival of the species , which insures a three dimensional , experience rich enviroment for the spirit to come play and learn in.
There you have it , now you know everything. There won't be a test, you are living it and get to grade yourself. You'll feel it when it's time for the final exam.
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Banjo, I am humbled by your depth. However, the Peter Principle comes to mind, from both a literal and figurative perspective. The chaser will almost invariably find at the end of his journey that he went too far and got in over his head. However, once he steps off that cliff, the chances are remote that he will be able to retrace that last step.

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

If you dislike getting in over your head, you should try shorter girls.

Boib · Mar 19, 2010

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But I made my money this morning.
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Ah but will you get your pussy this evening or is that too much for a frail old heart?

Arthur Deco · Mar 19, 2010

Cruel, Boib! But sadly, true. The only big scores I make are trading. If I made a mistake and got it up I would faint from low blood pressure.

shortie · Mar 19, 2010

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Ah, yes, Danzman, we all seek PPP (Pussy Purchasing Power). Even if we are too old to spend it.
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