No Risk 2% - options strategies

Hi ALL,
Let's share - no risk (or almost no risk) options strategies which will make you 2% a month on your investment.

Thank you ALL!

 

sell way otm google options. there are no risk at all!

 

there won't be any replies because there's no such thing as a risk-free strategy that pays 27% annually

 

Yeah, I'm just dying to share my 2% per month risk free strategy with the world!

 

I will be happy with 1% per month risk free

 

I would be happy with 0.1%/month risk free. I'd just leverage myself 100:1

 

Wait till the Fed raises interest rates to 27.5%. Voila, then simply put your money in a monthly fixed deposit for your 2% risk free return.

 

well just load up on way way way way OTM FRO. then short or long on the underlying till it moves away from your FRO.

 

I think we can all immediately see why this is a dumb idea.

Why should we share no risk strategies for making 2%, when we could be sharing no risk strategies for making 3%?