No More Me Dating This Girl

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Handsome, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Me feel sorry for you sister Joe. What she now, 14, 15? and she already 380 Lbs. I seen her sitting at the beach the other day providing shade for her friends. And ugly! You know Joey, some people get hit with the Ugly Stick the moment they born. Like you were. But then some others not only get hit with the Ugly Stick moment they are born but they get hit again with it on each birthday. Me afraid you sister one of them...

    Have faith though Joe.

    __________

    PS: By the way Joey, me hear that your Momma went up to her bedroom and looked out her bedroom window and then got arrested for MOONING!!!!!!!!!
     
    #11     Jun 15, 2007
  2. Have you checked her for a large wart or maybe fake nails, rings, etc. Have you done a google search? Another possibility, does she really need a larynx, maybe she has a big mouth.
     
    #12     Jun 15, 2007
  3. #13     Jun 15, 2007
  4. I broke her in. You're welcome. Enjoy the sloppy seconds. Don't get lost.

    P.S. The Mexicans living in your mom's dark hole, they got lot of kids. I ended up employing two of them to carry my c*ck around. Got tired of the wheelbarrow.
     
    #14     Jun 15, 2007
  5. #15     Jun 15, 2007
  6. Oh, did not realize you were talking about your face now.
     
    #16     Jun 16, 2007
  7. You didn't say your girlfriend was a one-eyed monster.

    Dump her.
     
    #17     Jun 18, 2007
  8. stupidd thread..
     
    #18     Jun 19, 2007
  9. Good thing you told us or we wouldn't of ever known...
     
    #19     Jun 19, 2007