I really do believe that Gordon has a very strong personality disorder called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Now, if you are merely here to kill time and don't mind if everyone here detests you, then there is a chance that you can delay seeking out therapy. However, if you have really been unemployed for five years and are living off your parents, then I would suggest counseling as soon as possible. I've never seen anyone with such an inflated ego online. That is saying a lot, since I've seen a lot of things while being online for the past 13 years. Get help Gekko.