Niederhoffer's year end contest! ($2500 prize for 3 best 2011 trading ideas)

Discussion in 'Trading' started by 1prometheus, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. EPrado

    EPrado

    Vic's the guy at the racetrack who hit's the early daily double......hit's 3 pick 3's......and by the last race he's asking every patron at the track for cab money home. He was a HORRIBLE hedge fund manager. One of the all time worst.

    Happy New Yrs Surf.
     
    #61     Dec 31, 2010
  2. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    That's a FACT!! Agreed! I have several M.D's in the family, and they drive me COMPLETELY nuts with their "ways."

    I told a good one at the reunion this year that went over like a lead baloon, but so true. "What's the difference between God and a Physician?"

    A: "God doesn't think he's a Physician..."
    Lol!
     
    #62     Dec 31, 2010
  3. You like doctor jokes, eh? Here's my fav...

    "Definition of a Tax Shelter.... A hole in the ground surrounded by doctors.. into which they will throw their wallet if you tell them it's tax deductible".

    I told that in small group of doctors once... nobody laughed except me.

    :mad:
     
    #63     Dec 31, 2010
  4. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    Clearly.... :)

    Or as Victor would say discernibly, indubitably, lucidly, perceptibly, sonorously, translucently,

    P.S.: Surf, you know shit.... (Slapshott, Rodney and Hamster are all Surf in this thread)
     
    #64     Dec 31, 2010
  5. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    Lol!!!! And they probably didn't laugh because they know God doesn't think he's a Physician. Lol!!!!
     
    #65     Dec 31, 2010
  6. Slapshott and Hamster were banned . . . just like the other "hundred" aliases that fat boy has created.

    2011 will bring another "hundred" more from the addict.

    Stay tuned.
     
    #66     Dec 31, 2010
  7. EPrado,

    You clearly have no idea... I wish I could break you...
     
    #67     Jan 5, 2011
  8. TraDaTor, I wish I could respond intelligently to your thread, as I have just returned from a vacation, but alas I cannot. To tell you to close your own ridiculous mouth would be like telling Lindsay Lohan to keep her own mouth shut on New Year's Eve. Just impossible. I ask you to thank the gods that your body has an autonomic nervous system that permits it to breathe without cognitive thought. If breathing required even one single firing of an "intelligent" neuron, you would be dead...
     
    #68     Jan 5, 2011

  9. Slapshott,

    At least you have the sense to know that I am not Victor, but merely a close friend of his. As for others, I do not take kindly to insulting a great man by those who know so little...
     
    #69     Jan 5, 2011
  10. Just trick him into investing in your fund...
     
    #70     Jan 5, 2011