News: we just lost these freedoms

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by TorontoTrader2, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. I suspect well see this kind of list every week now.

    The Reich has issued a new edict.


    Wow one dishevelled muslim did this to 330,000,000 people?
    What power he has!

    Remember, muslims gained from 9.11! All Iraq oil is now under the control of Western oil companies...but MUSLIMS gained from it!

    People in 3rd world countries can take away our freedoms.. you have to believe this and keep waving your flag....

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    As a result of yesterdays attempted terrorist attack on board a flight
    traveling from Amsterdam to Detroit, the TSA have issued the attached
    Emergency Amendment EA 1546-09-01.

    This Emergency Amendment (EA) must be implemented immediately for all
    flights to USA.

    Summary of document is as follows:


    BOARDING GATE

    Must ensure all passengers and their hand luggage are screened at the
    boarding gate during the boarding process.



    IN FLIGHT

    During flight, must ensure that the following procedures are followed:

    1. Passengers must remain in seats beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at
    destination.

    2. Passenger access to carry-on baggage is prohibited beginning 1 hour
    prior to arrival at destination.

    3. Disable aircraft-integrated passenger communications systems and
    services (phone, internet access services, live television programming,
    global positioning systems) prior to boarding and during all phases of
    flight.

    4. While over U.S. airspace, flight crew may not make any announcement
    to passengers concerning flight path or position over cities or landmarks.

    5. Passengers may not have any blankets, pillows, or personal belongings
    on the lap beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
     
  2. 3. Disable aircraft-integrated passenger communications systems and services (phone, internet access services, live television programming, global positioning systems) prior to boarding and during all phases of flight.
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    One caveat though. If you are a Senator discussing impotent health care issues on your cell phone and the flight attendant asks you to turn off your phone, it is okay to call her a "bitch" but only under your breath and only to the junior woman senator seated next to you because the bitch has your back. Damn skippy.