Dear newbie! First of all, welcome and congratulation! I would like to greet you in the name of all ETers, as the selfappointed head of the Greeting Commitee. Coffe and sandwiches are down the hallway, please help yourself. The hazing is planned after your 5th post, if we decide that you are not a spammer. Namecalling and threats are already on your way... Welcome, because you have just joined the BEST online message board about trading, by traders for traders and wannabes. Congratulations, because you have actually found us. We don't know how you did it, you might want to send a feedback to the site's owner Red Herring, I mean Baron. He is a good guy. On second thought, screw the feedback... Hey, only one sandwich per newbie, you greedy bastard! Well, you might have a future in trading, I can already tell. So you think you will learn here how to make money, right? Sure... We have a few millionares and million papertraders. There are only 2 rules, otherwise everything goes: 1. Before you post your very newbie and unoriginal question that has been asked 3122 times already, please, PLEASE use the SEARCH button at the top right corner. Chances are that we already answered it 3 years ago. 2. In the very unlikely case when you think that you have a new and original question, automatically Rule #1 should be followed. That's about it dear Newbie. Enjoy your stay. The coffee and food was $3.45. Why? You thought there was something free in life? Not in trading my friend.... Seriously speaking, you get out of ET, what you give. Come for the jokes, stay for the knowledge. Pekelo Head of the Greeting Committee P.S.: I apologize to everyone, but I just HAD TO write this. 6 years and no Newbie FAQ? What the FAQ?