New Year's Resolutions

Discussion in 'Politics' started by bobcathy1, Dec 28, 2003.

  1. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Do any of you remember the "Silva Mind System"

    Every day in every way, I get better and better?
    Good resolution. Nothing definite.

    NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FROM THE BITCH

    1. I promise not to reenact scenes from "The Exorcist" when I have PMS.

    2. I promise not to put "cocktail weenie" and "your dick" in the same sentence.

    3. I promise not to run the blender and get a gleam in my eye and laugh manically while you watch sports on TV with your buddies.

    4. I promise I will not use your credit card when you piss me off.

    7. I promise I will not use your shaver to trim my poodle.

    8. I promise if you flirt with some bimbo, you will wish you didn't.

    9. I promise I will not refer to your children from your first marriage as the "little bastards."

    10. I promise I will make your life a living hell if you ever say I am fat, old or "just like my mother".
     
    #11     Jan 2, 2004
  2. Cathy, you actually let it get that poofy??? :confused:

    As far as your comment about being better and better.... the japanese word for that is Kaizen, which basically means making small improvements everyday.

    andy
     
    #12     Jan 2, 2004