New toy(s) for Tsing

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Tsing Tao, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    I promised some in the political forum I would upload my new HK Mr556 once I got it and decked it out, so here it is (with my AR as well).

    For those who cannot identify, the top weapon is the HK Mr556 ($2900 - new), complete with EOTech holographic reflex site ($500), two iron sights ($300), foregrip with collapse-able bipod ($120). Capacity 31 (Semi-Automatic 223 Remington/5.56 NATO).

    The bottom gun is your typical AR-15 ($900) with Trijicon 6x48 ACOG Scope ($2000) (scope costs twice the gun!). Love the scope. Love it!


    If anyone is interested, I'll post some of my pistols.
  2. Badass!!
  3. Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

    Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

    Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

    [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

    Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

    [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
    Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
    [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

    Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
  4. Brass


    Squirrels are going to have to tread lightly on Tsing's property.
  5. Plastic fantastic..
  6. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    Plastic? LOL...