New Pope has 9 pts on Drivers Liscense

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by nutmeg, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Just kidding...:D

    The Asian guy lost
  2. "The new Pope came out on the balcony, saw his shadow, and realized there was six more centuries of scandals."
  3. Apparently they elected the black dude for Pope first but someone pointed out the Popes washing machine is for 'whites only'.
  4. What's the first thing the new pope asked after the white smoke appeared.

    "Has anyone seen my stash?"
  5. Pope Francis' first speech:

    "My people, let me be Frank..."
  6. Lucrum


    I'm not Catholic but could someone explain why anyone would stand around all day in cold weather waiting on a Pope to be elected? Then scream and shout as if they'd won the lottery when one is selected.

    I mean if it wasn't in the news, I'd never know the GD difference.
  7. Karl Rove is demanding a recount...

    and Nate Silver claims he correctly predicted the conclave results.
  8. Paris Hilton wants to know if the new pope guy is single.
  9. JamesL


    Were you asleep for the 2008 and 2012 election cycle?
  10. Lucrum


    No, but then I've never gotten excited about any president getting elected either.
    #10     Mar 14, 2013