New & Improved Lebanon

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by claywilk, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
    With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
    Don't it always seem to go
    That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
    They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"
    - Big Yellow Taxi

    Once the demolition is done the question will be; What can we do to re-create Lebanon?

    I think it needs a new name. The small town I live in was burned by the Yankee Terrorists during the Great War of Southern Independence and was re-named afterward, I think this is a healthy approach. What do you guy's think of Nomomecca?, or perhaps Sharonica? Nod?

    Some ideas about what the New Improved Lebanon could use;

    -A theme park based on "Arabian Nights"

    -More Late model sedans with big shiny, spinning hubcaps

    -The world's largest petting zoo

    -Legalized Gay Marriage and other incentives for new immigration

    - A new national anthem composed by 50 Cent

    -Mexicans