New hair and trading account

43 yo and out of a job. No problem! Got some hair plugs, an account at Etrade and I'm ready to go.

What next?

 

Get rich/Pick up chicks.

 

You need a woodgrain

 

Babes love hair plugs. They're so masculine. Hey, works for The Donald. He's a multibillionaire as we know. I understand it helps your trading too. Something about brain stimulation. Hmmm.

 

After I got my plugs I was able to pick up this babe on the beach. You're on your way.

 

I hope you chose your doctor carefully.

 

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For a Barbie doll, she's got some cameltoe. (Hmm, real or Photoshop?)

 

BCE is that Lake Tahoe?