I'm not a grandparent but I understand you may be soon if this kid finds you. <img src=http://thewisecracker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-photo-black-kid-dad-card-running-away.jpg>
You're biggest problem, Buckwheat, is that you read words that your mind wants to see even if they are not there. It makes for a convoluted view of the world which we all agree you have.
You are really delusional, Buckwheat. That must be why you started that Kudzu vine thread. Put a little Round Up on them and they die like every other plant.