Well, look on the bright side: You can easily replace those guys with three hot young gold-digging sluts! When life hands you lemonsâ¦
I hate to say this but it seems like those friends are almost non existant. It's almost human nature for your friends to want to see you not do as well as them.
Are you serious? I mean, do you compare tax returns before talking to someone at a dinner party? If you can't be friends with both a broke bum and a billionaire, then you need to brush up on your attitude IMHO.
OP: Hey bro, what's up? OP's friend: Nothing much. I am just delivering pizza and I happen to be in the neighbourhood and I am wondering how you have been. OP: Thanks bro! I am doing great! I just made a few thousand dollars within a few hours! Man, I am tired. (note: it's only 11am on his Rolex) Wanna go play poker in yacht? OP's friend: No thanks bro, I gotta get this to the customer. (points to the pizza) OP: Come on, you gotta check out my yacht. Forget about the pizza, let Alfred (the butler) take care of it. Yesterday, I saw the largest blue marlin ever! You gotta help me catch that. OP's friend: No, really, I got a job to do. I gotta go now. We'll keep in touch! OP: (Why do I have no friends?)